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yajra Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 310 Age : 31 Location : pampanga/pilipinaz Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: ..~~jokes.~~ Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:12 am | |
| put some jokes here,,knock knock.etc. | |
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MeiMei ^_^ Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 226 Age : 34 Location : somewhere over the rainbow~ Registration date : 2006-12-21
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm | |
| So this guy is sitting in a bathroom stall, and this is what he hears from the other stall: "Hey, how's it going?" Well that's not something you normally hear in a bathroom stall. So he just says, "Uh...nothing much. You?" "Oh, yeah, I'm good." "Um, yeah, me too." So the conversation goes on. "Hey, can I come over?" That's an odd question. So the man says, "Uh, no, kinda busy right now." "Hey, Jess, can I call you back? Some idiot in the other stall keeps talking to me." | |
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FeelingCUTE Help Moderator
Number of posts : 246 Age : 32 Location : Nasa Banda pa may taping pa kasi.. Registration date : 2006-12-21
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:33 pm | |
| anong gulay ang maputi? ===== anong gulay ang mas maputi sa maputing gulay? Answer: 1. POTATO or PUTITO2. MasPOTATO or MasPUTITO================ - Quote :
- "Pinapaikot mo lang ako.
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako."
-electric fan
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"Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh
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"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit saio. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis
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"Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon
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"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina
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"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema
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"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau. Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot
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"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-bola
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"You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher
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"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?"
-TV
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"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili
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"Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee..... BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
-omelette
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Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag
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"Wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot
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"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"
-lego Quotes | |
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iamnotemo Layout Moderator
Number of posts : 155 Age : 37 Location : www.markyctrigger.com Registration date : 2006-12-23
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:50 pm | |
| hahahahahaha u make me cry | |
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dannah0029 Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 938 Age : 30 Location : laguna Registration date : 2006-12-08
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:17 am | |
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naiyak sa katatawa..nyaha | |
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ennaid0024 Layout Moderator
Number of posts : 265 Age : 37 Location : Sta. Rosa, Laguna Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:03 am | |
| aw.. ayan n ung mga banat eh! i like dat jokes hahaha | |
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kaise Help Moderator
Number of posts : 300 Age : 34 Registration date : 2006-12-19
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yajra Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 310 Age : 31 Location : pampanga/pilipinaz Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:19 pm | |
| uu nga post more..wee...nice jokes..thnx kaise.. | |
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dannah0029 Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 938 Age : 30 Location : laguna Registration date : 2006-12-08
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:33 pm | |
| waha!uu nga...post more jokes..hihihi | |
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ennaid0024 Layout Moderator
Number of posts : 265 Age : 37 Location : Sta. Rosa, Laguna Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:11 am | |
| joke? haha post pa keo.. wala ako mashare hehe | |
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FeelingCUTE Help Moderator
Number of posts : 246 Age : 32 Location : Nasa Banda pa may taping pa kasi.. Registration date : 2006-12-21
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:58 am | |
| - Quote :
- Pwede bang gamitin ang a.m. radio pag gabi na?
Maari lamang gamitin ang a.m. radio kapag gabi kung ang iyong pakikinggan ay f.m.
Ang fire exit ba ay labasan ng apoy? Ang fire exit ay ginagamit lamang bilang labasan ng apoy kapag may sunog. Ito ang kanilang daan upang sila'y makatakas o ang tinatawag na "fire escape".
Kung ang 7-11 store ay bukas 24 hrs a day , 7 days a week , at 365 days a year. Bakit may lock pa ang pinto nila? Bakit? Bakit? Dalawa ang dahilan. Una, may coffee break (tingnan ang katanungan bilang 2 hinggil sa maaaring inumin kapag coffe break) din naman ang mga nagtatrabaho sa 7-11 Pangalawa, mayroon tayong tinatawag na leap year.
Bakit di mataas ang highway? Dahil kung mataas ang highway, walang paglalagyan ng skyway.
Ba't alang lumilipad na sasakyan sa flyover? Hindi lang natin nakikita ang mga nagliliparang sasakyan sapagkat hindi tayo tumutingala kapag tayo ay nasa flyover. Ang pagsalin ng dayuhang salita na flyover sa katutubong wika ay "fly"-lipad, "over"-sa ibabaw. Ibig sabihin nito na ang mga kotse ay hindi lumilipad sa flyover ngunit sa ibabaw ng flyover. Ngayon kung titingala ka naman kapag ikaw ay nasa flyover ang tangi mong makikita ay ang kisame ng iyong sasakyan. Alam kong wala sa inyong mayroong sasakyan na Miata, Boxster, Kompressor, Z3, Z8 at kung ano-ano pang kotseng pangmayaman kaya't huwag na kayong magpumilit mamilosopo...ako lang ang may karapatan. Kung idadahilan niyo naman na mayroon kayong sunroof, hanapin ninyo ang inyong tinatawag na "sense of humor". Namamatay ng maaga ang palaging seryoso.
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ennaid0024 Layout Moderator
Number of posts : 265 Age : 37 Location : Sta. Rosa, Laguna Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:08 am | |
| ^ yan! hahahhahah ang ggnda! hehehhe.. tnx for sharing! hahahah laugh trip | |
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kaise Help Moderator
Number of posts : 300 Age : 34 Registration date : 2006-12-19
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:27 am | |
| hahahah! gganda ng collection ni jericho ah! hehehe! | |
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yajra Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 310 Age : 31 Location : pampanga/pilipinaz Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:38 pm | |
| juya kaise ung sa mga PD wahah..ahm,.ehe3,,.ala lang,, | |
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Justine Assistant Administrator
Number of posts : 1494 Location : Cebu Registration date : 2006-12-08
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:22 pm | |
| hala cge...post pa kayu...hahaha..more jokes pls..ahha | |
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-emo'princesz- Junior
Number of posts : 1101 Registration date : 2006-12-23
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:04 am | |
| hihi.. azteeg ng tawa ku sa mga jokes nyo pang witch... hahahaha! | |
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Justine Assistant Administrator
Number of posts : 1494 Location : Cebu Registration date : 2006-12-08
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:50 am | |
| naks..hahayzz tlga kaw tlga Yona..hehehe.. kakatawa dw sabi ni Yona..ehehehe nye one | |
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mikev02 Junior
Number of posts : 343 Age : 36 Location : Alone in my heart Registration date : 2006-12-22
| Subject: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:42 am | |
| nice jokes!! sana damihan nyo pa po pra itxt ko sa tropapitz ko | |
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FeelingCUTE Help Moderator
Number of posts : 246 Age : 32 Location : Nasa Banda pa may taping pa kasi.. Registration date : 2006-12-21
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:55 am | |
| Eto panibagong jokes ulit - Quote :
- High just sing it
text wont flow, evryone knows, when the load fades away, text will die, and tears in youre eyes, youve got to throw youre phone up HIGH!!! ye-i-ye-i throw youre phone up HIGH!!!
Q:What do you call a helpful lemon?
A:Lemon-aid!
A Filipino, a Black man and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and say, "whoever can use the words "liver and cheese" in a creative sentence can have me for tonight.
So, the white guy goes first.
White guy: I love liver and cheese.
Gorgeous woman: That's not good enought.
Black man: I hate liver and cheese.
Gorgeous woman: That's not creative.
Filipino guy: Liver alone, cheese mine.
May dalawang lasing na pauwi galing sa kanilang bahay. Habang naglalakad sila may nakita silang isang bagay sa kanilang daraanan. Lasing#1 Pare iwas tayo may tae sa daan. Lasing# 2 Hindi tae yan pare tsokolate yan. Lasing# 1 Gago, Tae yan. Lasing# 2 Hindi tsokolate yan. Lasing# 1 buti pa Pare tikman natin kung ano yan. Tapos nilang tikman... Lasing# 2 Putang Ina Pare Tae nga buti na lang hindi natin naapakan. Lasing# 1 Oo nga... Hik... tena na!
Yakkkkk!
Isang binatang nasisiraan ng ulo ang isinugod sa pagamutan ng mga baliw sa Mandaluyong City. Tawa nang tawa. Humahagikgik, humahalakhak at walang tigil. Siyempre, bagong pasok ay ininterbyu siya ng naroong doktor.
"Rodel po ang pangalan ko. Mayaman po kami. Ang totoo po, may kakambal ako. Magkamukhang-magkamukha kami at halos ay wala kaming pinagkaibahan. Dahil sa sobrang pagkakamukha namin, sa eskuwelahan, kapag may test kami, siya ang kumukuha para sa akin."
Tatangu-tango ang doktor. Sa isip- isip niya'y mukha namang matino ang binata.
"Minsan nga po, nang mapaaway siya sa isang bayan, ako ang nakulong. Ang malungkot po na hindi ko malilimutan ay may girlfriend ako na mahal na mahal ko. Siya ang nakatanan. Napagkamalan niya ang kakambal ko." paliwanag ni Rodel.
"E, bakit mukhang masayang-masaya ka ngayon?" usisa naman ng doktor.
"Kasi po, nakabawi naman ako. Noong isang linggo, namatay ako. Siya ang inilibing."
Yan muna maxadon nang mahaba yan pag may nag reply post ulit ako hehe | |
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Justine Assistant Administrator
Number of posts : 1494 Location : Cebu Registration date : 2006-12-08
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:27 am | |
| waw..kakatawa tlga..ung high.hahaha nyc one.heheh lolz | |
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yajra Off-Topic Moderator
Number of posts : 310 Age : 31 Location : pampanga/pilipinaz Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:55 pm | |
| post pa kau,. kakatuwa,.ung dalawang lasing,,nice.. galing hah,. | |
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FeelingCUTE Help Moderator
Number of posts : 246 Age : 32 Location : Nasa Banda pa may taping pa kasi.. Registration date : 2006-12-21
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:11 am | |
| Next tym pag may joke ulit, hehe tinatamad na me eh | |
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shiz Junior
Number of posts : 1449 Age : 32 Registration date : 2006-12-19
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:33 am | |
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iloveyou4lyf Junior
Number of posts : 560 Location : aL0n3 iN mAh r0oM Registration date : 2006-12-25
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:41 am | |
| Hahaha..ka2tuwa nmn yan yona.. Damihan mo pa para lhat happy... 2lad ko ~_^....Gus2 ko yung dlwang lasing..tanga2x nila..hehehe... | |
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shiz Junior
Number of posts : 1449 Age : 32 Registration date : 2006-12-19
| Subject: Re: ..~~jokes.~~ Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:43 am | |
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